Definitions FluFart (TM)

FluFart (flu · fart)
-noun
1. A terrible, soul-shaking odor, emanated from one suffering the flu, derived from internal, digestive concoctions of viruses, cough drops, chemical pills, and various herbal teas.  Commonly assumed to be worse than any GrandpaGas (TM) or PregnancyPoofs (TM), by 100% of polled Ambers.

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