Looks like we're not taking Biscuit to his 11am appointment today, as we forgot to remember that last night was daylight savings time.  Alarm clock, wall clock, PC, microwave, stove, and personal complex internal subsystem of membranes all said "10:15am".  Only the DVR told the truth: it was really 11:15am.  Time Warner Cable, you've just earned yourself a stripe.

In the meantime, Biscuit has a new appointment for this week, and I've been spending my day reading every digital appliance manual I can find in the apartment.  If I don't get the clocks all right by bedtime, we're going off the grid forever.