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On April 3, 2010, at 3:15pm, I turn exactly 30 years old.  This post is part of a very ambitious effort to share each of the last 10 years.  Thanks to Mike and his recap of the 2000's for the inspiration.

2008 was a really rough year.  This blog was also in full swing so if you'd like to read up on anything in particular, just search.  But it's too much to go back and dig into details so I'm going to keep it broad and short.

We noticed Biscuit was sick over the holidays in 2007, and spent the first few weeks of 2008 taking him to the vet, running tests, and trying medicines.  But he had an incurable disease and succumbed to it that March.  It was incredibly painful - it is even now, two years later.  There's really little else to say.  One bright spot though was that we actually got to cremate him (we didn't do it ourselves, obviously).  He's currently in an old Oreo Sandwich tin on a shelf in our apartment.  The tin has the word 'biscuit' on it.

At the end of March, I had a trip scheduled to Ithaca, where I was going to start a three-year stint sitting on an alumni advisory panel for my communications school, the Park school.  A day or so before leaving, I was sitting at my computer with my old flip phone on my desk.  Baker had been walking around the desk, saw the phone, and pulled the classic pat-pat-pat-pat-shove cat move, knocking the phone off the desk, onto the floor, shattering it.  The phone had had a good run - probably over 6 years - but now I needed a new one.  (And despite losing my phone, I still laughed hysterically at what Baker did.)  And with little time until my trip to Ithaca, I needed it fast.  So just as the boys had got me blogging seriously, Baker got me phoning seriously: I bought my iPhone (out of urgency).

A few weeks later, another load of crap in 2008: some heartless, thieving asshole stole my bike; the bike I had had for 13 years, since I was 15 years old.  The thing that gave me freedom before I could drive.  I was sad, and I still miss it, but I was - and am - more pissed about that than anything.  F****** NYC.  (F****** humanity.)

In May, I got a new job, making a bit of a lateral move from one digital industry to another.  My worldview on all things digital, coupled with my awesome iPhone, really started to broaden around this time, as did my socializing.  Despite what the critics say about social media, it's social media that has made me more social in person over the last few years.  I still have some serious introvert issues I grapple with almost daily, but there has been much improvement.

In November, I helped elect President Obama.  That was pretty amazing.

Around this time, and after a few months with just Baker, Amber and I really wanted to find him a playmate.  He is an absolute pistol: great shape, full of energy, and likes to interact.  Usually he's great fun, but he was occasionally a gigantic pain in the butt.  So we window shopped for a little girl at our vets office where they temporarily house foster animals.

We were fortunate enough to find a sweet little doll with a folded ear tip, Zander, who we snatched up immediately.  It took a week of major watchfulness and eased, calculated socializations between her (renamed Scout, after "To Kill a Mockingbird") and Baker.  We had to keep them in separate rooms, with Scout purring lovingly in our bedroom and Baker hissing from the living room, two closed doors away.  But a post-Thanksgiving Day miracle brought the two together, rather quickly after our first big free-for-all: a week of hissing leading to a couch full of kissing.  They still spar as most kitties do but they're both very sweet to one another and melt our hearts often.

2008 sucks so hard

This was supposed to be a happy post.  After almost two full weeks of no updates, I found myself walking home from the gym (more on this later), in an after-wotkout glow, on the most beautiful day of the year, ready to blog again.  Thoughts of hope and rejuvenated faith in humanity rushed through my exhausted mind and body as I passed by happy children, fluffy dogs, and waves of our neighborhood's supermodel-like populace.  "It's a great day to be alive," I thought.  "Maybe I was wrong about the world after all..."  And as I turned the corner and approached our apartment, it dawned on me: someone stole my bike.

I don't know exactly when it was stolen.  I hadn't ridden it since Tuesday, though I know it was there until at least Wednesday.  Like an idiot, I kept it locked to the large guardrail-like rail-thing that's mounted on the property line, about 6 feet from our bedroom window.  So technically the bike was locked to the property, even though it rested on the sidewalk.  I'll call the local precinct later today to see if maybe it wasn't stolen, but rather just impounded for joyrides.  Of course now I'm kicking myself for being lazy and not dragging it inside the apartment whenever I wasn't using it.  But it was a Herculean feat to manage it through our front doors to get it in or out; it's not like a massive hangar door welcomed it in every time I got home.

What kills me the most, what brings actual pain to the situation, is that I've had my bike for something like 13 years.  I bought this bike in the heyday of my youth.  For those too old to remember what it was like being young and trapped, this bike was the equivalent of a first car, before getting the first car.  I rode that bad boy 5 miles each way to get to my friends' places, with periodic stops halfway for tune-ups and accessories.  It gave me freedom long before Buttbox ever did, and I put way more use and abuse in that bike than I did with any car.  (That's actually not true, I'm a terrible car owner.)

So now it's gone, and I'm both sad and really pissed off.  It's one thing for someone to take a wallet because hey, it's cash-money.  But I've never really had someone steal something from me, especially not something I held relatively dear.  I never should have brought that bike into this hellhole of a city.  This is why I can't have nice things.

Who do I blame, other than the scum-sucking assbag that physically thefted it?  2008, the year of the rat.  Let's take a quick look at everything it's taken from me so far:

With any luck, I'll also get assaulted, stabbed, swindled, and hexed before New Year's Eve.  And in the meantime, I'm assembling a fortress around our existing apartment infrastructure, constructing armor for Amber, myself, and Baker, and whittling makeshift medieval weaponry, all out of duct tape, cooking utensils, and Amber's collection of shoes and fine European handbags (there's enough supply until the apocalypse).

Bike-related depression aside, I have been pumped about joining a gym.  It's long overdue, and though I'm extremely reluctant to add any new recurring monthly charges to my already-taxed credit card, I'm happy to make this exception.  It's not that expensive, the gym is only 2 blocks away, and it has a great equipment-to-person ratio.  The treadmills even have individual televisions mounted on them, so if I time it correctly, I can watch the Yankees get shutout throughout the regular season.

Here's the gym plan:

  • Go at least 3 times a week for at least an hour per session
  • Overall goal is weight loss, so focus more on cardio and less on strength
  • Spend at least 30 minutes on the treadmill each session, in either 10- or 15-minute spurts at beginning, end, and/or middle of session, and always keeping fast pace
  • Work up ability to run without cramping, vomiting, or dying by starting with 1-minute intervals every 5 minutes, and working up slowly with 30-second add-ons over time
  • Focus toning on flabby upper body and thunder-thighs
  • Ogle every woman in spandex
Day 1 was a complete success!

Reviews
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Amber: "Is this movie trying to be cute intentionally?  Or is it just bad?"
Eric: "Either the majority of the movies in the 1980's were complete coke-fueled hazes that should never have been greenlit, or Roman Polanski is just a bad director.  I'm not really sure which, but either way, this movie is dumb."
2008 New Years Resolution?  Same as 1988: stop eating paste.

New Years
We had some friends over for a New Years Eve dinner.  For some reason, the missus thought that after a week and a half of being home with her fam for the holidays, going straight into a jet-lagged weekend with my fam, and leaving no real home-based downtime in between, that waking up on December 31st and making a 4-course meal from scratch - and all for the first time - was a great way to transition into the new year.  Turns out it was, though there were a few turns where my head almost rolled for picking up herbed chevre, or the wrong texture miso paste.  I'm just one man!  Despite the harried morning and afternoon, the food came out simply amazing.  If we had had a menu, it would have read like this:

Chez 123 Awesome Street
Appetizer: Roasted cashews, with rosemary and cayenne pepper
Salad: Spinach, with pear, sugared walnuts, rockfort, and homemade raspberry vinaigrette
Entree: Vegetable manicotti
Dessert: Pineapple & cranberry pie

The food was really outstanding, and Amber has definitely asserted herself as Top Chef in this apartment.  My "cereal with milk" recipe doesn't come close to any of this.

After the manicotti was done, inadvertently, someone said:

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We played a raucous round of Cranium (as raucous as four mid-20-somethings who typically go to bed before 11pm could be) and some seriously raucous Guitar Hero (wine + Rolling Stones song = pictures), before collapsing on the couch to watch a Dick Clark & Dick Clark, Jr. countdown the new year.  Hurrah, champagne, a little surfing, and then clean up and bed.  It's just another month, people.

Also, hilariously, Amber and I both completely forgot our anniversary.  It's January 2nd, sort of, which is a crappy day because a) it's bundled in with her birthday and Christmas, and b) it's almost always the day you go back to work after the break.  What's so funny about it is it wasn't until the Friday the 4th that I realized it and pointed out to Amber, who just laughed.  Technically, the Paris trip encompassed our anniversary, as well as the birthday, but, like New Years, we're both pretty lax towards caring about the date.


Best of 2007
Now, I'm not the looking back, nostalgic sort, so all of those "Remember when...", New Years-spurned memory lane jogs come off as pretty pointless to me.  (Remember how the Britney Spears went crazy?  Or how the Iraq War kept going on?  Or how Pavoratti died?  Ah, 2007.)  But, combine three things that make America great - unrequested self-centered opinions, self-appointed despotism over the Internet, and lists - and you've got yourself a formula for an E!-worthy reflection on a year gone by.

So welcome to the first annual Awesomies!  We present to you the best of 2007, books, movies, music, and games that were presented to either Amber or myself for the first time at any point in 2007 (not necessarily new in 2007).  We've given this list minimal thought, so there are probably a number of things we're forgetting - you can add to the list "advancing, collective memory loss".  (Each item is denoted as either [e], [a], or [e+a], depending on who has added it to the list.)

Thanks to all of the winners below.  Your introductions to our lives in 2007 postponed the inevitable knife bracelets caused by everyday life.

Books
Special Topics in Calamity Physics [e]
No Country for Old Men [e]
Confessions of an Economic Hit Man [e]
21 Pounds in 21 Days [a]
His Dark Materials Trilogy (The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, and The Amber Spyglass) [a]

Movies
No Country for Old Men [e+a]
Knocked Up [e+a]
Wordplay [e]
Infernal Affairs [e]
Children of Men [e]
Pan's Labyrinth [a]
Casino Royale [a]
The Darjeeling Limited [a]

Music
Matt and Kim [e+a]
Feist [e+a]
Robert Johnson [e+a]
Minus the Bear [e]
The Octopus Project [e]
The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of: Super Rarities & Unissued Gems Of The 1920s & 30s [e]

Games
Cranium [e+a]
New Super Mario Bros [e+a]
Guitar Hero 2 [e+a]
Guitar Hero 3 [e+a]
Portal [e]
Mass Effect [e]
Assassin's Creed [a]

2008, you are now officially on notice.  These are your benchmarks.  You've already set somewhat of a low bar (see reviews below), so pick it up.  We expect excellence.


Reviews
Books
Confessions of an Economic Hit Man: (4/5) - Eric: "If you believe him, and I do, the book will permanently change your way of thinking (and I don't say that lightly)."
Bone 4: The Dragonslayer: (4/5) - Eric: "Plot is still coming together, but it's still missing something..."
Bone 5: Rock Jaw: Master of the Eastern Border: (3/5) - Eric: "Sadly, there's nothing very new in this story, other than the Bone characters.  Simply put, and sadly somewhat predictably, the entire series is Star Wars meets Lord of the Rings."
Bone 6: Old Man's Cave: (2/5) - Eric: "Interest is waning."

Movies
Battlestar Galactica: Razor: (4/5) - Eric: "I miss BSG.  We really need to catch up on Season 3 immediately."  Amber: "Pew pew pew!!!"
American Psycho: (3.5/5) - Eric: "Bloody, huh?"  Amber: "Ew ew ew!!!"
There Will Be Blood: (2.5/5) - Amber: "Not nearly as good as No Country."  Eric: "I really wanted to love this.  It's over-hyped, but still deserves hype."
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Eric Tabone is Operations Manager at the digital strategy consultancy, Undercurrent. He lives in Brooklyn, New York with his awesome wife and two kick-ass cats.

All original opinions and commentary throughout this blog (comments excluded) are Eric's alone, and do not necessarily represent Undercurrent in any way.

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